1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,169 I fucked with that girl and now she's punishing me for it. 2 00:00:03,289 --> 00:00:05,944 - You made me go mad. - You're making me mad now. 3 00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:07,624 - We are Cook and Effy. - We've never met. 4 00:00:08,277 --> 00:00:09,673 I'm not scared. 5 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:10,646 You're no good for me, Cook. 6 00:00:10,707 --> 00:00:12,629 I need John. He'll make me better. 7 00:00:12,776 --> 00:00:14,532 - You're John Foster. - And you must be Freddie. 8 00:00:14,533 --> 00:00:16,058 Can't let you have her, I'm afraid. 9 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:17,623 She really does love you, you know. 10 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:38,958 ♪ Thought it was a nightmare ♪ 11 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:42,211 ♪ Lo, it's all so true, ♪ 12 00:01:43,397 --> 00:01:46,432 ♪ They told me, "Don't go walkin' slow" ♪ 13 00:01:46,532 --> 00:01:49,100 ♪ "'Cause Devil's on the loose." ♪ 14 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:52,192 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 15 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,732 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 16 00:01:56,877 --> 00:01:59,275 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 17 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,224 ♪ Woah, don't look back to see. ♪ 18 00:02:04,434 --> 00:02:07,143 ♪ Thought I heard a rumblin' ♪ 19 00:02:07,825 --> 00:02:10,213 ♪ Callin' to my name ♪ 20 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:14,702 ♪ Two hundred million guns are loaded ♪ 21 00:02:14,782 --> 00:02:17,212 ♪ Satan cries, "Take aim!" ♪ 22 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:20,473 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 23 00:02:21,215 --> 00:02:23,956 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 24 00:02:24,891 --> 00:02:27,401 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 25 00:02:28,426 --> 00:02:31,251 ♪ Woah, don't look back to see ♪ 26 00:03:01,285 --> 00:03:03,786 ♪ Over on the mountain ♪ 27 00:03:03,936 --> 00:03:06,633 ♪ Thunder magic spoke ♪ 28 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:11,189 ♪ "Let the people know my wisdom" ♪ 29 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,605 ♪ "Fill the land with smoke" ♪ 30 00:03:14,163 --> 00:03:16,665 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 31 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,094 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 32 00:03:21,056 --> 00:03:23,313 ♪ Better run through the jungle ♪ 33 00:03:23,374 --> 00:03:24,187 Three. 34 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:27,688 - Woah, don't look back to see - Four. Shit. 35 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:30,595 Come on, get up! Five... 36 00:03:30,797 --> 00:03:31,623 Come on! 37 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:21,245 Cold? 38 00:04:25,027 --> 00:04:26,593 I'm wearing your best tee. 39 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:58,132 Anything? 40 00:04:59,941 --> 00:05:01,497 Only in my head. 41 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,867 He's talking in my head. 42 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:06,421 What's our Fred saying? 43 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:09,742 He's saying they're all fucking mad. 44 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,517 Two, three and... go! 45 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,150 Yup. 46 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,357 Where's Panda gone? 47 00:05:20,234 --> 00:05:21,357 What's she doing? 48 00:05:24,665 --> 00:05:26,144 Oh my God! 49 00:05:31,851 --> 00:05:33,563 You're going the wrong way! 50 00:05:36,153 --> 00:05:38,382 Go, Panda. They're all after you. 51 00:05:39,727 --> 00:05:41,402 Bounce to me! 52 00:05:54,489 --> 00:05:56,910 Ems! I'm back! 53 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:57,851 No! 54 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:00,723 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, shit. 55 00:06:02,164 --> 00:06:02,922 Hi. 56 00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:05,288 I got eggs. 57 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,090 We can have eggs, yeah? 58 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:10,684 And Red Bulls and pain au chocolat and... 59 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,048 I got the heat. What? 60 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,874 She'd been snoring like that all night. 61 00:06:23,084 --> 00:06:23,706 What? 62 00:06:23,707 --> 00:06:25,758 You were both so fucking trashed. 63 00:06:26,202 --> 00:06:28,275 So I slept in the sofa with Panda. 64 00:06:29,818 --> 00:06:30,694 Right. 65 00:06:31,251 --> 00:06:32,433 She's quite cute. 66 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:35,018 For a straight girl. 67 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:41,301 Wow. In the scud. 68 00:06:42,225 --> 00:06:44,610 - When did that happen? - I didn't notice. 69 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:46,742 Good thing. You might have got you know... 70 00:06:47,587 --> 00:06:48,573 Tempted... 71 00:06:50,258 --> 00:06:51,339 I was wrecked. 72 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,347 Yeah. You were both pissing corn. 73 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:57,205 Like I said, cute. 74 00:06:59,721 --> 00:07:00,839 Is this bad? 75 00:07:03,813 --> 00:07:04,836 You all need your breakfast? 76 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:07,738 I can fry you, poach you, scramble you. 77 00:07:09,406 --> 00:07:10,714 Do you any way you like. 78 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:13,669 But shower though, cause, Ems... 79 00:07:13,914 --> 00:07:16,092 You smell of something and it ain't roses. 80 00:07:27,994 --> 00:07:30,156 Couldn't you have just brought me some grapes or something? 81 00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:32,311 Grapes are for chipmunks. This is so better. 82 00:07:33,179 --> 00:07:35,322 I wrote you a song, I just can't get the hang of... 83 00:07:35,357 --> 00:07:37,899 Tit and piss, the instructions were in Japanese! 84 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:41,170 Oh, fuck me up the arse three ways! 85 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:43,414 - Come on, you nonky cunt! - Language! 86 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:46,508 Great, innit? I've been practising. Oh, I've got it! 87 00:07:46,868 --> 00:07:50,975 Scrapey, scrapey for you, shakey, shakey for you. 88 00:07:53,284 --> 00:07:54,177 What for? 89 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,980 Life. Can't stand still, can we? 90 00:07:55,981 --> 00:07:57,748 So this is gonna cheer you up. 91 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,883 ♪ Some days are disasters ♪ 92 00:08:03,923 --> 00:08:06,124 ♪ That you wish could just end ♪ 93 00:08:07,128 --> 00:08:09,511 ♪ Other days are bastards ♪ 94 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:12,588 ♪ Just like a bad boyfriend ♪ 95 00:08:12,623 --> 00:08:15,646 ♪ But it makes me feel much worse than this ♪ 96 00:08:15,681 --> 00:08:18,655 ♪ To see a face masked with a frown ♪ 97 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:23,173 ♪ I'm not telling you to smile, but don't be down ♪ 98 00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:26,882 ♪ Don't be down, my friend ♪ 99 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:31,044 ♪ Don't do your wrist any harm ♪ 100 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:35,149 ♪ You don't belong on a funny farm ♪ 101 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:42,514 ♪ And I'd rather see you in a party dress than in a hospital gown ♪ 102 00:08:42,515 --> 00:08:47,464 ♪ I'm not telling you to smile, but don't be down ♪ 103 00:09:05,923 --> 00:09:07,335 Do, do, do, do, do, do. 104 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:08,694 - Do, do, do, do, do, do. - Did you write that? 105 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:25,572 Oh, fuck me! 106 00:09:29,619 --> 00:09:31,533 Seems nice. 107 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,294 Met her at Dojo's. 108 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:36,101 Hit it off. You know. 109 00:09:37,259 --> 00:09:39,051 Like a whirlwind romance. 110 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,912 Yeah, well, we got chatting. 111 00:09:42,101 --> 00:09:43,175 Did you? 112 00:09:44,762 --> 00:09:45,493 No. 113 00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:49,852 Well... least you're moving on. 114 00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:53,631 Yeah. Yeah, I'm well over Eff. Finito. 115 00:09:53,856 --> 00:09:58,016 It's like... liberating, yeah. 116 00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,642 - Good. - Moving on. 117 00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:02,713 I'm looking forward to meeting... 118 00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:07,123 Phew, fucking hell! I'm never having the mezze platter again. 119 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,382 I opened the window a bit, you know. 120 00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:12,341 Naomi, Arcia. 121 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:14,629 - Pardon? - Arcia. 122 00:10:14,955 --> 00:10:17,261 Sorry, I didn't quite... 123 00:10:17,296 --> 00:10:18,310 Arcia. 124 00:10:19,109 --> 00:10:20,030 Arcia?! 125 00:10:20,798 --> 00:10:22,466 Arcia, all right? 126 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,664 Yeah, it's fine. Arcia, Arcia. 127 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:28,651 It's pretty... 128 00:10:29,561 --> 00:10:31,722 - Arcia. - Cheers. 129 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:33,207 Listen, lover, 130 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:36,942 I think I lost my pissing thong in the bus station. 131 00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:39,752 Er, did you? 132 00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:42,335 You know I fucking did, stud man! 133 00:10:42,523 --> 00:10:44,192 He's a little criminal. 134 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,912 That is what they say. 135 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:46,929 Yeah. 136 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,438 I'm not going! I'm fine here! Leave me alone! 137 00:11:06,494 --> 00:11:08,357 Sometimes it's hard to move on. 138 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:12,232 How are you, Elizabeth? 139 00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:13,491 Better. 140 00:11:14,111 --> 00:11:15,048 Sure? 141 00:11:16,599 --> 00:11:17,385 No. 142 00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:21,092 Your mother wants you to go home. 143 00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:23,942 She says she can look after you there. 144 00:11:25,627 --> 00:11:27,957 - Is that good? - Good? 145 00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:34,696 You know better than that, Elizabeth. 146 00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:37,283 We have to forget about good and bad. 147 00:11:40,194 --> 00:11:41,670 My boyfriend ran away. 148 00:11:42,545 --> 00:11:43,768 That was bad. 149 00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:46,708 How can we know? 150 00:11:48,444 --> 00:11:50,218 If only we knew how things will turn out. 151 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:52,946 Yeah. 152 00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:59,338 I came to tell you that I'm leaving my job here. 153 00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:02,590 You? You're leaving? 154 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,286 Don't be upset. 155 00:12:05,431 --> 00:12:06,432 I think... 156 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,791 Maybe it's time. 157 00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:12,234 Do I say thank you? 158 00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:17,331 We don't know yet. But I think... 159 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:22,049 Yes, you could be something I'm proud of. 160 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:23,926 I'll never forget you. 161 00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:30,949 No. 162 00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:33,703 You won't. 163 00:12:43,786 --> 00:12:45,596 Goodbye, Elizabeth. 164 00:12:45,907 --> 00:12:47,193 Goodbye. 165 00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,669 Effy, Effy... 166 00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:05,717 Freds? 167 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,334 I thought you didn't sleep with her any more. 168 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,875 Yeah, well, people keep moving in. 169 00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:31,719 Isn't what you told me, that's all. 170 00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:34,553 Mandy, we haven't done anything. 171 00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:35,903 So, I don't why... 172 00:13:36,939 --> 00:13:38,924 I mean, we didn't do anything last night. 173 00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:41,667 Did we? 174 00:13:41,707 --> 00:13:43,218 You wanted to. 175 00:13:43,347 --> 00:13:45,484 If you hadn't been totally fucking AWOL... 176 00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:48,851 No. I didn't. 177 00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:49,832 Yeah? 178 00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:51,568 Otherwise, 179 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,987 what have we been doing? 180 00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:56,594 What have you been doing? 181 00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:59,404 She thinks I'm straight! 182 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,403 What? How do you even... 183 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,462 Said it when she was looking at my tits, didn't she? 184 00:14:04,254 --> 00:14:06,031 Bit fucked up, that. 185 00:14:13,743 --> 00:14:16,354 I don't want to be fucked around, Emily. 186 00:14:17,696 --> 00:14:20,026 Just cos she won't take you to Goa. 187 00:14:26,028 --> 00:14:27,242 Don't. 188 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,838 I'd take you. 189 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,622 We'd go dancing. 190 00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:38,230 Sleep in a hut. 191 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:42,176 I'd make love to you on the beach. 192 00:14:45,745 --> 00:14:47,573 Isn't that what you want? 193 00:14:51,138 --> 00:14:53,504 Ems! Mandy! Breakfast! 194 00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:56,695 Oh, yeah. There's someone here you've got to meet. 195 00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,173 You're Freddie's sister. 196 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:22,852 Yeah. Thomas, right? 197 00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,575 I thought maybe he's hiding in here. 198 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,058 Why would he hide from you? 199 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,231 I don't know. But something's not right. 200 00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:32,065 So I want to... 201 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,044 I don't fit here. 202 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:38,292 I don't think it matters. I don't fit anywhere. 203 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,825 But I like all the wrong things. 204 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,995 - Like? - You know. 205 00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:46,376 Gossip Girl, Davina, Dick Van Dyke, 206 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:47,974 Lady And The Tramp, Hannah Montana, 207 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,034 Monster Trucks, Dancing On Ice, 208 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:54,914 mojitos, Rio Ferdinand, Marsala Zone, Pop Tarts, 209 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:58,959 Jude Law's accent in Cold Mountain, hair straighteners, Love Actually, 210 00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:03,618 Kylie, Whitney, Britney, Robbie, Brucie, L'Oreal, Wild At Heart, 211 00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:04,867 milk, 212 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:08,981 Comic Relief, ponies, Posh, Becks, pecs, 213 00:16:09,016 --> 00:16:11,168 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and heavy petting. 214 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,938 Oh, I fucking love that! 215 00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,443 Anyway, Freddie doesn't mind what I like. 216 00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:24,256 If they knew where he was, they'd tell me, right? 217 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,051 Let's ask. 218 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,078 I like to run. I run like a dog. 219 00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:34,232 Cute. So what are you doing here? 220 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,856 Oh, Katie has a plan. 221 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:38,226 I'm supposed to teach her French for her interview. 222 00:16:38,261 --> 00:16:40,979 You know, Panda notices that we are a little too friendly. 223 00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:42,604 She's jealous, and she wants me back 224 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:45,345 because she can't stand to see me giving Katie French. 225 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,572 It's a good plan, yes? 226 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,212 Go for it dog man. 227 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,478 - Panda? - Yo. 228 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,928 You're looking happy. 229 00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:57,976 Am I? That's weird. I'm suicidal, obviously. 230 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,853 Because your boyfriend smashed your heart into 1,000 pieces 231 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,832 seven months ago? 232 00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:06,220 Yup. He did that. Tragic, ain't it? 233 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,351 Bummer. 234 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,929 Thomas is coming round to Naomi's later 235 00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:15,287 to give me French lessons for my interview. 236 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,960 That's kind of him, isn't it? 237 00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:18,810 Yeah, kind. 238 00:17:32,608 --> 00:17:34,745 Hmm, you like a bit of cheese cake, innit? 239 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,960 Well, this is... nice, isn't it? 240 00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:41,420 Yeah, it's nice. I think it's nice. 241 00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:44,839 I'm doing cocktails. Who wants a Ball Breaker? 242 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,415 - Um... - I've got rum, 243 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:52,769 creme de menthe, ouzo and... rum. 244 00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:54,786 - I'm fine. - No, I'm all right, thanks. 245 00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,066 Oh, come on! 246 00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:58,901 What's wrong with everyone?! It's nearly half eleven. 247 00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:01,755 I'll have one. I love that creme de menth-ay stuff. 248 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,164 Makes you piss green, innit? 249 00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:04,129 There you go. 250 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,582 Come on, you pussies. Ball Breakers. They're cool. 251 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,743 If Effy's having one, you can all fucking... 252 00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:15,030 What did you call her? 253 00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:18,663 Um... I might have made a slight... 254 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,002 Her name's Arcia, for fuck sakes! 255 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,965 Why's everybody weirding her? 256 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,965 Yeah. Your friends are weirdal, Cook. 257 00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:28,496 They don't half fucking stare, do 'ey? 258 00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,221 Oh, man! 259 00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:36,294 Um, I just remembered, you gotta go. 260 00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:36,847 What? 261 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,193 Something's come up. I've gotta, um... 262 00:18:39,228 --> 00:18:40,751 But we was gonna get piercings. 263 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,215 Yeah, yeah, and we will soon. 264 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,737 - Soon... - What the fuck?! 265 00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:46,958 You said you was gonna be right up my alley, wasn't it? 266 00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:50,169 Yeah... 267 00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,579 Yeah, bye. 268 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,821 Screw you! 269 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,764 Did I do that? 270 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,767 Yeah, you kinda. 271 00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:05,098 I'll go. 272 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,622 Cook... 273 00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:12,801 I'm losing it, man. 274 00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,246 Cook, come and talk to me. 275 00:19:16,912 --> 00:19:19,031 I never clocked that she looked like Eff, I swear. 276 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:20,787 Chrissakes, stop being a tit. 277 00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:22,618 Freddie. 278 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,684 Something's up. 279 00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:28,284 Look, Karen, I've asked around. There is no sign of Freds. 280 00:19:28,319 --> 00:19:29,749 He's legged it, that's all there is. 281 00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:31,023 You owe him, Cook. 282 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,661 When you ran off last year, who came looking for you? 283 00:19:33,696 --> 00:19:34,866 That's only cos I took his girl with me... 284 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:38,182 You stupid bastard! 285 00:19:38,217 --> 00:19:40,278 - What is wrong with you all? - Fuck. 286 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,886 You find him. You fucking find my brother. 287 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,153 Karen, I'm sorry. 288 00:19:45,188 --> 00:19:47,008 - I miss him too. - No, you don't. 289 00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:48,881 Nobody loves him like I do. 290 00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:50,800 Not even that crazy bitch, Effy. 291 00:19:52,437 --> 00:19:54,362 He's all I've got. 292 00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:56,697 God knows he's all you've got. 293 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:00,597 Read that and tell me there is nothing wrong. 294 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:02,669 I'll give you a blowjob every day for a year 295 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:03,921 if that's all you care about. 296 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,936 You've got me wrong, Karen. 297 00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:12,378 Show me. 298 00:20:46,891 --> 00:20:48,690 So do I, Freds. 299 00:20:50,822 --> 00:20:52,221 So do I. 300 00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,107 Come on. 301 00:21:21,142 --> 00:21:22,491 Where's everybody going? 302 00:21:23,969 --> 00:21:25,535 - Hey. - Hey. 303 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,903 I'm going. 304 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,516 The atmosphere's not great in there. 305 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,908 Naom's caning the spliff again. 306 00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:32,168 Yeah, and the rest. 307 00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:34,849 Well, let's go get some of that baby food. 308 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,379 Hi, Tommo. 309 00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:46,590 Panda. Katie, are you ready for some French? 310 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,406 Yes, thanks, Thomas, I'd love some. You remember I said... 311 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:50,574 Yeah, I remember. 312 00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:55,212 I'm pretty cool, huh? 313 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,154 Do you think she cares? 314 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,145 Oh, she cares. 315 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,627 What's going on in there? 316 00:22:00,378 --> 00:22:01,878 Je ne sais rien, putain. (Fuck, I don't know anything) 317 00:22:01,974 --> 00:22:04,159 - Huh? - It's time for our lesson, Katie. 318 00:22:06,212 --> 00:22:07,395 Where's everybody gone? 319 00:22:12,181 --> 00:22:13,204 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 320 00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:16,254 - What is it? - It's Mandy. 321 00:22:16,392 --> 00:22:19,134 Yeah, yeah. You can dance. Come on. 322 00:22:19,484 --> 00:22:21,328 I gotta get going. 323 00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:22,403 No. No. 324 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,191 Everyone's so fucking pissy. 325 00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:31,687 Come on. Emsy's got the gob on and I wanna party. 326 00:22:31,722 --> 00:22:33,383 That's all we have to do. 327 00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:36,320 OK. Why not? 328 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,792 There you go. You hear that? Why not. 329 00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:44,709 Let's have a bit more volume. 330 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,119 Better! 331 00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,127 You dance pretty good... 332 00:23:23,162 --> 00:23:24,740 for a straight girl. 333 00:23:25,753 --> 00:23:28,520 Yeah. We... We had problems. 334 00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:31,883 Me and Emsy. Cos... Cos I was... 335 00:23:32,486 --> 00:23:34,576 I was bad, and... 336 00:23:35,149 --> 00:23:36,593 That right, Ems? 337 00:23:38,337 --> 00:23:39,456 See? 338 00:23:40,391 --> 00:23:41,547 I'm forgiven. 339 00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:45,361 It's just been heaven these last months. 340 00:23:46,043 --> 00:23:47,537 Fucking heaven. 341 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,325 I'm only saying... 342 00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:56,426 I'm only saying because... 343 00:23:59,391 --> 00:24:00,554 Naomi... 344 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:08,995 Eh? 345 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,679 If you don't want her... 346 00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:12,480 I do. 347 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,607 How many times are we going to fuck? 348 00:24:46,158 --> 00:24:48,312 How many times we are going to fuck? 349 00:24:48,347 --> 00:24:49,539 It's future conditional. 350 00:24:52,145 --> 00:24:53,100 Hang on, let me try again. 351 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:56,325 How many times... we are going to fuck? 352 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,360 Awful. You're actually terrible. 353 00:24:58,912 --> 00:25:00,715 I know. I'm terrible. 354 00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:02,454 Let me try again. 355 00:25:02,494 --> 00:25:06,430 How many times we...are...gonna...fuck. 356 00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:07,554 Not even close! 357 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,401 Watch my lips, listen to how I say it. 358 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,164 How many times let's fuck. 359 00:25:12,204 --> 00:25:17,186 Alright, I think I've got it. How many times are we going to fuck? 360 00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:19,570 No, you're not listening. One more time. 361 00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:22,641 Combien de fois allons-nous baiser. 362 00:25:27,478 --> 00:25:28,338 Try this one... 363 00:25:30,915 --> 00:25:34,358 OK... Tes mamelons se leveront pour moi. 364 00:25:35,896 --> 00:25:37,678 - What the fuck's "mamelons"? - These. 365 00:25:37,718 --> 00:25:41,450 You cheeky bastard. Honestly! 366 00:25:41,485 --> 00:25:43,591 I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. 367 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,747 No, no, no. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 368 00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:52,887 No, it wasn't... 369 00:25:52,922 --> 00:25:53,738 I thought we were... 370 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,038 No, that's not right. 371 00:25:57,742 --> 00:25:59,916 I'm such a dozy bitch! 372 00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,138 I didn't realise. 373 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,265 What? 374 00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:05,297 Don't make me say it, Tommo. 375 00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:21,644 You are beautiful, Katie, in so many ways. 376 00:26:22,818 --> 00:26:25,658 But I can't stop loving her. Sorry. 377 00:26:30,386 --> 00:26:31,648 Oh, fuck! 378 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,168 I love you. 379 00:26:50,372 --> 00:26:51,930 Don't lie. 380 00:27:04,218 --> 00:27:05,930 My mum's coming back next week. 381 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,408 Maybe you should go. 382 00:27:42,603 --> 00:27:43,750 Cook! 383 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:47,765 What? 384 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,264 Freds? 385 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,170 Hey, Fredster. 386 00:28:20,721 --> 00:28:22,056 Look where we ended up. 387 00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:26,742 All back at Naomi Campbell's. 388 00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:02,882 Naomi... 389 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,180 Naomi! 390 00:29:05,626 --> 00:29:08,976 Bit loud. Bit loud! 391 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:29,249 Fuck! 392 00:29:29,639 --> 00:29:30,313 What? 393 00:29:32,169 --> 00:29:34,340 Cook! Cook! 394 00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:37,560 What the fuck?! What's happening? 395 00:29:37,626 --> 00:29:39,391 - Gotta go, Cookie, the fuzz. - I'm on it. 396 00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:41,099 Open the door! Police! 397 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,144 Always looking good in lingerie, Panda. 398 00:29:46,457 --> 00:29:48,180 This is the police, open the door! 399 00:29:54,432 --> 00:29:57,102 This is the police, open the door. 400 00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:58,474 James Cook? 401 00:30:00,157 --> 00:30:03,129 Open the door. This is your last chance. 402 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:06,940 Right, OK, step back. 403 00:30:08,317 --> 00:30:09,659 James Cook! 404 00:30:09,686 --> 00:30:11,685 Police, stay where you are! 405 00:30:11,762 --> 00:30:13,522 You, stay there. 406 00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,730 Where's James Cook? 407 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:16,813 Where is he? 408 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,221 Come on. 409 00:30:28,257 --> 00:30:30,041 Yeah... 410 00:30:34,744 --> 00:30:36,387 You train pretty hard. 411 00:30:36,899 --> 00:30:37,750 Yeah. 412 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,255 I run fast... 413 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,737 like a dog. 414 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:45,502 Perry, I'm still fucking watching you, you know! 415 00:30:45,503 --> 00:30:49,463 17, 18, come on. Shape. Shape. Move! 416 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:57,636 You just ran 400 metres in 48.2 seconds. 417 00:30:57,671 --> 00:30:58,590 So? 418 00:30:58,625 --> 00:30:59,294 So?! 419 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,242 That would put you in the European Junior Championships, that's all. 420 00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:05,822 I'm not from Europe. I'm from Congo. 421 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:07,654 So what you doing here, then? 422 00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:10,644 Nothing. I work. I run. So? 423 00:31:11,368 --> 00:31:12,396 No college? 424 00:31:13,764 --> 00:31:14,466 Why not? 425 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,720 And I mind my own business. 426 00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:16,991 Sure you do. 427 00:31:17,844 --> 00:31:20,754 You could be in university, a shit-load of universities. 428 00:31:20,789 --> 00:31:23,709 You know, there are scholarships for boys like you. 429 00:31:25,246 --> 00:31:26,216 Boys like me? 430 00:31:26,703 --> 00:31:30,013 Yes. Boys that run fast. Problem? 431 00:31:32,212 --> 00:31:33,592 I can do many things. 432 00:31:33,698 --> 00:31:35,594 I don't have to run for Whitey to get what I want. 433 00:31:37,091 --> 00:31:39,374 No? OK. 434 00:31:40,313 --> 00:31:44,035 Perry, if you do not put that fag out of your mouth, 435 00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,712 I am going to ram it up your arse. 436 00:31:49,747 --> 00:31:51,069 Neither do I. 437 00:31:52,604 --> 00:31:55,338 You... can call me. 438 00:31:58,812 --> 00:32:00,235 And fix your head. 439 00:32:01,074 --> 00:32:03,328 We gotta take our chances, young blood. 440 00:32:03,917 --> 00:32:06,731 Otherwise, what else we got? 441 00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:13,957 Right, Perry, get down! Squat thrusts! 442 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,146 Two, three. You are going to puke your guts, 443 00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:21,455 or I'm going to rip your balls out and sell them to Nando's! 444 00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:22,389 Come on! 445 00:32:43,433 --> 00:32:45,082 You fuck everything up again? 446 00:32:48,787 --> 00:32:49,899 Yeah. 447 00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,329 It's his birthday today. 448 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,256 Yeah. 449 00:33:05,188 --> 00:33:06,226 Do you think he'd mind? 450 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,421 Freds probably got scared. 451 00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:18,508 I'm pretty scary. 452 00:33:19,308 --> 00:33:20,182 Yep. 453 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,356 But I can't not know... 454 00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:27,097 if he couldn't bear it. 455 00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:29,982 I can handle it. 456 00:33:31,622 --> 00:33:32,986 I think I can handle it. 457 00:34:14,747 --> 00:34:16,854 We'll go and find him. All right? 458 00:34:23,499 --> 00:34:26,379 My powers of deductive reasoning are unparalleled. 459 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:29,497 They're actually hunting you with dogs. Impressive. 460 00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:32,370 Anyway, we weren't sure if the coast was clear. 461 00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:33,442 What do you mean, "we"? 462 00:34:34,128 --> 00:34:37,137 Yeah, and it's a bit chilly hiding out there in the garden. 463 00:34:39,103 --> 00:34:41,313 The sea eagles are roosting. 464 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,277 Hello, Eff. 465 00:34:50,396 --> 00:34:51,891 I've been trying to tell you something. 466 00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:53,989 Spit it out, Panda-pops. 467 00:34:56,769 --> 00:34:57,959 I'm going away. 468 00:34:59,668 --> 00:35:02,498 Really? Fine. Where? 469 00:35:02,737 --> 00:35:04,775 Harvard. On a history scholarship. 470 00:35:06,592 --> 00:35:08,980 I might have done some exams without telling anyone. 471 00:35:26,868 --> 00:35:27,734 Hello, Mum. 472 00:35:30,502 --> 00:35:33,685 Yeah. Looking forward to seeing you, too. 473 00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:41,573 Oh, no. Nothing much. Just... the usual stuff. 474 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:49,669 Yeah, I accepted a place at Goldsmiths, but... 475 00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:55,237 I know how proud you are of me, Mum. 476 00:35:57,371 --> 00:35:58,871 I love you, too. 477 00:36:14,103 --> 00:36:15,509 It's all over. 478 00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:42,778 I thought... 479 00:36:43,383 --> 00:36:45,068 What the fuck are you doing? 480 00:36:45,564 --> 00:36:48,377 We're having a party. Freds'd like it. Don't you think? 481 00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:53,308 Yeah. Yeah, I guess he would. 482 00:38:17,564 --> 00:38:20,542 So here! I guess it's round here. 483 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,588 - Hi, Thomas. - Hey! 484 00:38:32,335 --> 00:38:33,696 I've never been here before, 485 00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:35,529 to Freddie's shed. 486 00:38:36,224 --> 00:38:38,039 Yeah. Same here. 487 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,933 First time for everything, yeah? 488 00:38:42,634 --> 00:38:43,304 Yeah. 489 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,034 Right. Let's get this party started. 490 00:38:57,111 --> 00:38:59,312 What the fuck kind of lame-o rave is this?! 491 00:39:00,677 --> 00:39:01,584 I dressed up. 492 00:39:01,624 --> 00:39:03,942 Yeah. Well, pardon me for farting, dinky tits. 493 00:39:04,279 --> 00:39:05,444 You took long enough getting here. 494 00:39:05,479 --> 00:39:07,008 We're playing Ace of Truth. 495 00:39:07,228 --> 00:39:08,873 And I can tell you we've learned a few things tonight. 496 00:39:08,923 --> 00:39:10,894 - Haven't we, Karen? - You said it had to be shocking. 497 00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:13,851 - Yeah. - Please don't say it. 498 00:39:13,886 --> 00:39:14,787 I'm still feeling queasy. 499 00:39:15,054 --> 00:39:16,613 Who's going to start? 500 00:39:23,268 --> 00:39:24,457 I will. 501 00:39:31,723 --> 00:39:33,811 I've loved you from the first time I saw you. 502 00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:36,059 I think I was 12. 503 00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:40,112 It took me three years to pluck up the courage to speak to you, 504 00:39:40,198 --> 00:39:43,324 and I was so scared of the way I felt, you know, 505 00:39:43,763 --> 00:39:45,299 loving a girl, 506 00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:48,065 that I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch 507 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,366 just to make it feel normal. 508 00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:53,812 I screwed guys to make it go away, 509 00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:55,413 but it didn't work. 510 00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,752 When we got together, it scared the shit out of me, 511 00:39:59,787 --> 00:40:04,437 because... you were the one person who could ruin my life. 512 00:40:07,548 --> 00:40:11,166 I pushed you away and made you think things were your fault, 513 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:14,116 but really I was just terrified of pain. 514 00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:19,248 I screwed that girl Sophia to kind of spite you 515 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:20,514 for having a hold on me 516 00:40:20,953 --> 00:40:24,857 and I'm a total fucking coward, because... I got... 517 00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:28,977 ...these... 518 00:40:31,266 --> 00:40:34,087 these tickets to Goa for us three months ago... 519 00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:38,196 ...but I... I couldn't stand... 520 00:40:41,144 --> 00:40:44,320 I didn't want to be a slave to the way I feel about you. 521 00:40:45,498 --> 00:40:47,096 Can you understand? 522 00:40:49,376 --> 00:40:52,298 You were trying to punish me back, and it's horrible. 523 00:40:52,431 --> 00:40:54,636 It's so horrible because... 524 00:40:55,296 --> 00:40:58,708 Really, I'd die for you. 525 00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:00,838 I love you. 526 00:41:02,191 --> 00:41:04,988 I love you so much it's killing me. 527 00:42:36,789 --> 00:42:37,765 Freds? 528 00:42:52,463 --> 00:42:53,234 Who's that? 529 00:43:38,925 --> 00:43:40,123 I'm going away, Panda. 530 00:43:40,715 --> 00:43:44,451 Yes. Even though I have no exams, I have a chance to study. 531 00:43:44,486 --> 00:43:47,517 They have a scholarship for athletes. A friend is going to help me. 532 00:43:47,896 --> 00:43:51,141 Right. I was going to tell... 533 00:43:51,176 --> 00:43:52,345 It's a long way away. 534 00:43:52,677 --> 00:43:53,606 The USA. 535 00:43:54,403 --> 00:43:55,313 It's called Harvard. 536 00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:59,670 I think I have a chance there. I can make a new start. 537 00:44:00,491 --> 00:44:03,834 And you know... I run like a dog. 538 00:44:07,717 --> 00:44:08,862 That sounds cool, Tommo. 539 00:44:16,809 --> 00:44:17,752 Wacker. 540 00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:14,618 What? 541 00:45:30,698 --> 00:45:31,894 Get out. 542 00:45:43,347 --> 00:45:44,707 What have you done? 543 00:45:46,853 --> 00:45:49,035 Don't be stupid, Cook. 544 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,743 She told me all about you too. 545 00:45:52,407 --> 00:45:53,991 There was much to correct in that girl. 546 00:45:55,364 --> 00:45:56,543 I almost managed it. 547 00:45:57,808 --> 00:45:59,134 Perhaps I still can. 548 00:45:59,764 --> 00:46:00,884 You... 549 00:46:02,609 --> 00:46:03,985 You did something to my friend. 550 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,181 This is wasting time. 551 00:46:07,272 --> 00:46:09,024 Would you kneel down, please? 552 00:46:09,576 --> 00:46:10,544 Mr Foster... 553 00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:12,927 Dr Foster, actually. 554 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,064 Kneel down, please. 555 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,620 I don't think you know what I am, mate. 556 00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:35,699 I think I do. You're nothing. 557 00:46:36,985 --> 00:46:39,926 You don't deserve that girl. And, you know... 558 00:46:41,029 --> 00:46:42,154 I do. 559 00:46:44,379 --> 00:46:46,033 I'm a fucking waste of space. 560 00:46:47,728 --> 00:46:49,144 I'm just a stupid kid. 561 00:46:50,569 --> 00:46:52,052 I got no sense. 562 00:46:53,337 --> 00:46:54,318 Criminal. 563 00:46:57,103 --> 00:46:58,900 I'm no fucking use, man. 564 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:01,852 I am nothing. 565 00:47:03,108 --> 00:47:04,152 So please... 566 00:47:05,169 --> 00:47:06,639 Please... 567 00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:08,946 Get it into your... you know... 568 00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:10,935 Into your bonks. 569 00:47:12,528 --> 00:47:13,777 That you killed my friend. 570 00:47:18,987 --> 00:47:19,932 I'm Cook. 571 00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:24,235 I'm Cook! 572 00:47:30,585 --> 00:47:36,257 Sync: Fant0m [Addic7ed.com] 573 00:47:45,885 --> 00:47:51,142 Final Edits: VeRdiKT [Addic7ed.com / Subscene.com] 574 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:05,098 Thanks to Honeybunny [Addic7ed] for filling missing text! 575 00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:09,698 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0